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恶搞小夜曲

上了年纪的人（咳咳）可能还记得一首叫《刺激2005》的歌曲，把当时最流行的二十几首歌曲串成了一首，还毫无违和感。（另外，关于“刺激”：电影《肖生克的救赎》的台湾翻译叫《刺激1995》。）

没想到吧，古典音乐里也被这么恶搞过。

莫扎特的小夜曲人尽皆知。它的德文名是Eine kleine Nachtmusik，Eine是“一首”，kleine是“小”，Nacht就是德语的night，Musik就是德语的music，所以连起来就是直译的“小夜曲”。一个恶搞的版本叫Eine kleine Nichtmusik，把Nacht变成了nicht，nicht就是德语的not。在这个恶搞的版本里你还会听到这些旋律：

第一乐章：

  • Anonymous, "Turkey In The Straw"
  • Liszt, "Piano Concerto No. 1"
  • Brahms, "Symphony No. 3," 4th Movement
  • Mozart, "La Ci Darem La Mano" from "Don Giovanni"
  • Mozart, "Piano Concerto No. 23," 1st Movement
  • Mozart, "Voi Che Sapete" from "The Marriage Of Figaro"
  • Anonymous, "Song Of The Volga Boatmen”
  • Anonymous, "D'ya Ken John Peel? (Do You Know John Peel?)"
  • Mozart, "Symphony No. 1," 1st Movement
  • Anonymous, "Mexican Hat Dance"
  • Mozart, "Voi Che Sapete" from "The Marriage Of Figaro"
  • Rachmaninoff, "Piano Concerto No. 2," 1st Movement
  • Sousa, "The Thunderer March"
  • Beethoven, "Symphony No. 7," 4th Movement
  • Mozart, "Symphony No. 41 In C (Jupiter)," 4th Movement
  • Dvorak, "Symphony No. 9 In E Minor (From The New World)"
  • Dvorak, "Polka In E Major"
  • Brahms, "Symphony No. 4," 1st Movement
  • Handel, "For Unto Us A Child Is Born" from "Messiah"
  • Beethoven, "Symphony No. 5," 4th Movement
  • Daniel Decatur Emmett, "Dixie"
  • Shostakovich, "Symphony No. 9," 1st Movement
  • Tchaikovsky, "March" from "The Nutcracker"

第二乐章：

  • Stephen Foster, "(I Dream Of) Jeanie With The Light Brown Hair"
  • Tchaikovsky, "Romance No. 6 (None But The Lonely Heart)"
  • Anonymous, "Mary Had A Little Lamb"
  • Tchaikovsky, "Swan Lake," 1st Movement
  • Beethoven, "Piano Concerto No. 3 In C Minor," 1st Movement
  • Rimsky-Korsakov, "Scheherazade," 1st Movement
  • Mendelssohn, "Song Without Words No. 30 (Spring Song)"
  • Brahms, "Symphony No. 4," 1st Movement
  • Anonymous, "Auld Lang Syne"
  • Verdi, "Anvil Chorus" from Il Trovatore
  • Wagner, "Tristan Und Isolde," Prelude
  • Anonymous, "Alouette (Gentille Alouette)"
  • Rachmininoff, "Piano Concerto No. 2," 3rd Movement

第三乐章：

  • Anonymous, "Loop De Loop"
  • Beethoven, "Symphony No. 5 In C Minor," 1st Movement
  • Anonymous, "Take Me Out To The Ball Game"
  • Mussorgsky "Boris Godunov," Prologue, Scene 2
  • Anonymous, "Oh Dear, What Can the Matter Be? (Johnny's So Long At The Fair)"
  • Rimsky-Korsakov, "Scheherazade," 4th Movement

第四乐章：

  • Stephen Foster, "Oh Susanna (I Come From Alabama With A Banjo On My Knee)"
  • Rossini, "William Tell," Overture
  • Schubert, "Marche Militaire"
  • Franck, "Symphony In D Minor," 3rd Movement
  • Grieg, "In The Hall Of The Mountain King" from "Peer Gynt"
  • Mussorgsky "Boris Godunov"
  • Anonymous, "Ah! Vous Dirai - Je, Maman (Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star)"
  • Franck, "Symphony In D Minor," 3rd Movement
  • Anonymous, "Old Black Joe"
  • Mozart, "Symphony No. 29 In A Major," 1st Movement
  • Stravinsky, "Petrushka," Finale
  • Engelbert Humperdinck, "Hänsel E Gretel"
  • Offenbach, "Infernal Galop" from "Orpheus In The Underworld"
  • Schumann, "Symphony No. 1 (Spring)," 1st Movement
  • Anonymous, "The Streets Of Cairo (Hootchy Kootchy Dance)"
  • Mussorgsky, "Great Gate Of Kiev" from "Pictures At An Exhibition"
  • Strauss, "Till Eulenspiegel's Merry Pranks"
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